Carrot jokes now... these are for you to gnaw on...

Q. What carrot loves painting?
A. An Artist carrot.

Q. Name a cheesy Carrot.

A. Baby Bel. (Baby Bell)

Q. What carrot loves cricket?
A. Bowler O. (Bolero)

Q. What is Hagar's favourite carrot?

A. Crusader carrots.

Q. What is the Parisian Archer Group's favourite carrot variety?

A. French Round carrots.

Q. Why do automobiles hate carrots?

A. They provoke car-rot.

Q. What do you call a lying carrot flower?

A. A Magnolia (Magno liar)

Q. What do you call a carrot derived from English furniture?

A. Manchester Table.

Q. What do you call a bull's carrot?

A. Oxheart.

Q. What do you call an Alouette carrot?

A. Short and Sweet.

Sheepish jokes pt 2

Q. What sheep looks like a shark?
A. Fin-sheep

Q. What sheep lives in Nottingham, Derby, Rutland, Lincoln, Northampton, Rugby and Stoke?

A. Border Leicester sheep.

Q. What sheep sounds like an inconventional candle?

A. Hard-wick sheep. (Herdwick)

Some jokes for today to make you feel sheepish... Pt 1

Q. What are a sheep's two favourite metals?
A. Baaa-rium and Baaa-salt.

Q. Who was the father of Jacob sheep?
A. Abraham sheep.

Q. What sheep is correct if it is a map of the world?

A. Southdown sheep.

Q. What sheep sounds like a tanning bed?

A. Manx Low-tan.

Q. What sheep loves GM cars?

A. Chevy-it sheep.

Q. What is a driving Chevy-it sheep?

A. A fast-Lleyn sheep.

Q. What is the cleanest sheep?

A. A-washy sheep. (Awassi)

Q. What is a noisy politician sheep?

A. A Katter-din Sheep.