Monday, 24 August 2015

Carrot jokes now... these are for you to gnaw on...

Q. What carrot loves painting?
A. An Artist carrot.

Q. Name a cheesy Carrot.
A. Baby Bel. (Baby Bell)

Q. What carrot loves cricket?
A. Bowler O. (Bolero)

Q. What is Hagar's favourite carrot?
A. Crusader carrots.

Q. What is the Parisian Archer Group's favourite carrot variety?
A. French Round carrots.

Q. Why do automobiles hate carrots?
A. They provoke car-rot.

Q. What do you call a lying carrot flower?
A. A Magnolia (Magno liar)

Q. What do you call a carrot derived from English furniture?
A. Manchester Table.

Q. What do you call a bull's carrot?
A. Oxheart.

Q. What do you call an Alouette carrot?
A. Short and Sweet.



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