Saturday, 22 August 2015

Some jokes for today to make you feel sheepish... Pt 1

Q. What are a sheep's two favourite metals?
A. Baaa-rium and Baaa-salt.

Q. Who was the father of Jacob sheep?
A. Abraham sheep.

Q. What sheep is correct if it is a map of the world?
A. Southdown sheep.

Q. What sheep sounds like a tanning bed?
A. Manx Low-tan.

Q. What sheep loves GM cars?
A. Chevy-it sheep.

Q. What is a driving Chevy-it sheep?
A. A fast-Lleyn sheep.

Q. What is the cleanest sheep?
A. A-washy sheep. (Awassi)

Q. What is a noisy politician sheep?
A. A Katter-din Sheep.


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